Let's be honest. Sex in a festival tent can be a mixed pleasure. The space is tight, the air is heavy, and your last trip under the shower is far behind, under a thick layer of dust, sweat and draft beer. We understand if you dream of going home in your bed after you've scored and lying there with your partner-of-the-night on the air mattress, but festival sex can actually be both hot, fun and educational. Read along and get 11 good tips on how you can have even better sex at festivals <3
Bring lubricant
A lot of alcohol can have a drying effect on the mucous membranes, which is why lubricant is a really good idea. Raise your hand if you've experienced that either your mouth or your abdomen has been dry as the Sahara after a trip to the city 🙋 That's why lube can make the experience more pleasant for everyone involved.
Because Love Juice is water-based, it doesn't leave your skin greasy and sticky after you use it. So just give it gas - you don't need a bath afterwards #key. Take it with you in your bag so you have it with you no matter where you end up sleeping.
Make arrangements with your tent mate
If you want to have sex during the festival and you're sharing a tent with someone else, it's a good idea to get some things sorted out beforehand. Ask your tent mate if it is okay for you to have sex in your tent. If so, you might consider agreeing on a small secret sign that the tent is occupied. Maybe your do not disturb sign is when your toiletry bag is at the entrance to the tent?
Consider timing
Here we are talking both about where in the week and about the time of day. The advantages of having sex early in the week are that you are still fairly clean, your tent is intact, and you still have the energy to make an effort. This does not mean that we cannot recommend sex at the other end (of the week).
When it comes to the time of day, there are several things worth keeping in mind. If you're super horny while the sun is beating down on the campsite, consider keeping the mood going for later. Your tent is currently an unbearable place to be. If it can't wait, find another place with access to fresh air.
Another trick is to bang the camping area during a headliner concert. Here we can guarantee that the camping area will be much emptier than usual. If you time it perfectly, you can even have the sound of the crowd cheering to coincide with your climax.
Tis after sex
We know that. You can't take it. But yes, honey, it's still necessary. Put on your shoes, rush out of the tent and give the camp your best I-just-got-the-ball smile. What would you prefer; a little post-sex trip to the toilets (or the nearest bush) or risk hearing your favorite concert from the festival toilet when you have a cystitis?
Trust your gut
They say that gut feeling rarely lies. This also applies to festivals. When the bass is pumping and you have alcohol in your blood, there is extra reason to be aware of your own limits. Although the inhibitions at a festival are often looser than usual, remember that you must always speak up if you change your mind. Also when you lie naked in the same sleeping bag.
Bring a vibrator
Bring your favorite compact sex toy and use it when you have sex with yourself. Or ask your sex partner(s) if they would like to use it together. Even if you are behind a thin tent cloth, we promise that the forest of speakers will drown out the hum of your tent.
Have sex with yourself
We can't say it enough. Masturbation also belongs at a festival <3 Being at a festival is intense, and the minutes alone, apart from when you sleep, are few. “Take a nap” when you need a reset. There is nothing better than a good little bang with yourself. We promise that our pleasure products hold better power than your iPhone.
Use wet wipes
You're at a festival and you're dirty <3 Unless you're one of those people who knows when it's not rush hour in the communal baths, a little pre-sex rinse is probably more utopia than reality. This is where the wet wipe comes into the picture. Quadratisch, practical, gut. Use a wet wipe (or five), the places you need a little extra clean before you have it sexy in the tent. Remember them without perfume - and without alcohol, for God's sake! Take a shower and use it as a cue Okay, so you're one of those people who take a shower? Use it when you need to score. Whisper in your flirt's ear: "I just took a shower." It must have special value at a festival, although dirty can also be naughty <3
Remember ongoing consent
It is very simple; a simple consent before you have to bang is not enough. Take care of yourself and the person(s) you have sex with, and make sure you both get and give ongoing consent during the act. "Is this good for you?", "Would you like us to try this?" If your flirt is too drunk to give a clear and unambiguous consent, tonight is not the time for you to have sex. Do like Tobias Rahim and instead masturbate to the sound of them in the tent next door (yes, he said it). Maybe it can do something extra for you.
Remember the condom
We know it well and you know it well. Use a condom. Then you avoid bringing unwanted items home from the festival that you didn't have with you when you left. With a condom you protect both yourself and others from getting infected with sexually transmitted diseases - it's good style <3 And then there's also the fact that a condom is a pretty smart place to store sperm instead of in/on you or on your air mattress - now when you can't take a shower.
Tip: Make a lollipop out of a condom if you're going to have oral sex. See how to do it here. Now you are fully prepared, so give it gas (if you feel like it) and enjoy your festival <3
