Klub Venus describes Woody as a "multifunctional wonder of a dildo vibrator" - but is it? I'm fairly new to the world of pleasure products, and actually only bought my first sex toy when I was 29 - and I've pretty much never masturbated before. What a lot I have missed. However, I am trying to get over it, and to learn as much as possible about my own sexual identity, and this world of self-love and pleasure products. That's why I decided to surprise my girlfriends on my 30th birthday with a club night at Klub Venus, where Melissa (CEO & Founder of Klub Venus) created a very safe and intimate atmosphere and talked about all their products. Of course, we were also allowed to touch the products and ask a lot of questions.
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Get to know yourself with pleasure products
Melissa told the club night that she had difficulty being in her own sexual identity when she was younger, and that sex for her was associated with shame. I recognized myself a lot in these thoughts, and I'm still getting to know my own sexual identity. This is exactly where pleasure products come into the picture. I have learned that the better sex I have with myself, the better sex I can have with others. That's why pleasure products are perfect for getting to know yourself - if you don't feel like using only your fingers and hands to explore your own body.
Learning to have sex with myself has not only benefited my sexual "confidence". It also has a big impact on my mental health. I also try to challenge myself to talk more about sex and desire with my girlfriends, as unfortunately these areas are still very taboo.
What makes Woody so special?
My absolute favorite pleasure product is Woody. Melissa raved about Woody at our club night, but I didn't expect it to be such a good investment. It is undoubtedly my best purchase of 2022. But what exactly makes Woody so special? I have tried both rabbit vibrators and other suction vibrators, but there is something very special about Woody. Woody combines the best of two worlds: It has a special suction technology that, for example, stimulates the clitoris, as well as a shaft that can stimulate your g-spot and send vibrations throughout your body.
The first time….
My first experience with Woody was absolutely amazing. I took my time and made sure I was alone at home so I could concentrate on the experience. I locked the bathroom door, laid a towel ready on the floor and found my lube. I looked very curiously at Woody and investigated how flexible it really is. The flexible design makes it possible to turn and twist the dildo at the angle that suits you.
Woody is made of medical silicone. It has a really nice surface, and it doesn't feel artificial like other silicone can feel, which gives it a really good feeling in the hand and when you use it on yourself or a partner.
After, among other things, exploring Woody's flexibility and delicious surface, I applied a good amount of lube to the dildo part and began to explore it on my body. Woody can be used vaginally, on the clitoris, on the nipples, the perineum, anally and so on - so there is plenty to explore. Hold on… a powerful engine. I was completely blown away after the first experience with Woody, and I had the wildest orgasms - and even the first squirting orgasm in many, many years.
Woody's many functions
Woody has 3 different functions that you can control on the 3 buttons. 
The top button controls the suction function, which simulates oral sex, the middle button controls the g-spot step, which makes the vibrator caress your g-spot (and it's MINDBLOWING), while the bottom button controls the vibration motor that sits at the end of the shaft.
First of all, Woody is turned on and off by holding down one of the 3 buttons for 3 seconds. You can then lightly press the buttons to switch on the respective functions - i.e. the suction function, the g-spot step and the vibration motor. Each button also has a variety of different vibrations and patterns. The vibration motor has ten different settings; three constant vibrations in different strengths and seven different vibration patterns. The G-spot tap and the suction function both have five different settings in different strengths. Unfortunately, there is no forward and back button, so these settings go in a loop. This means that you will have to go through all of these settings if you have come to tap away from your favorite setting.
Woody is rechargeable, waterproof and quiet. It weighs only 160 grams, and it fits very well in the hand, so it is also ergonomically nice to hold. The new beautiful purple version also goes right into my basic pastel heart <3
A tip from one vagina owner to another
A little tip that works really well for me: Lie on your back. Turn on all 3 buttons. Lift your lower back and insert Woody's shaft into the front of your vagina. Drive the shaft out and into your vagina, but make sure to keep it at the front of your vagina (ie towards the vaginal wall) so you can feel the g-spot tab against your g-spot. Drive the shaft out and in at a fast pace, making sure to keep pressure on your g-spot. If necessary, finish by placing the suction part on your clitoris and enjoy it <3
Yes, Woody is a multifunctional wonder of a dildo vibrator!
Woody undoubtedly lives up to Klub Venus's words. I recommend it to everyone I know - and fortunately I have only received good feedback from those of my friends who have invested in a Woody. Because yes, it is an investment with a price of DKK 549, but in my eyes it is worth all the money. I would also rather own a few great pleasure products than own many half-assed ones. It also means a lot to me to support some young, Danish entrepreneurs who are trying to articulate sex, desire and masturbation and make it less taboo <3
The article was written by Sofie, 30 years old. She lives in Nørrebro and is "a newbie in sex toys". Club Venus has asked if she will write this article about Woody, but the article is only an expression of her own views.
