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24 ideas for a cheeky Christmas calendar

24 idéer til en fræk julekalender

Christmas is a celebration of the heart, but why not also make it a celebration of the imagination? Perhaps you have considered spoiling your girlfriend or sex partner with a sex Christmas calendar or cheeky advent calendar. There is a large selection of ready-made Christmas calendars with little sex surprises in them - an easy solution where you often also save a little compared to if you had to buy each gift separately.

You can also be creative and make a Christmas calendar yourself. It can, for example, be new toy favorites spiced up with surprises such as intimate massage and new sex positions. Here you will get inspiration for a month full of surprises that suit your desires and kinks exactly.

What can you put in a cheeky Christmas calendar?

The good thing about making your very own personal parcel calendar is that you can control what comes in it and what it should cost. If you let your imagination and creativity run wild, you can in principle make a sexy Christmas calendar that doesn't cost a penny - but which, on the other hand, is super personal.

If your budget is a little more, you can supplement with delicious calendar gifts that vibrate, suck and stimulate in exactly the right places, and which you and your sex partner can enjoy all year round. If you have been talking for a long time about experimenting with a certain kind of sex toy, throwing yourself into a new fetish or trying out a new position, you can give it as a calendar gift.

If today's surprise is not a physical thing, then make small cards with clues, drawings or descriptions of what your partner will be treated to today.

Make a personal packing calendar for your boyfriend or sex partner

Before you start making a sexy Christmas calendar, you have to decide whether you want to make an advent calendar with four packages or whether it should be a package calendar with 24 surprises.

Fill a classic Christmas stocking with the surprises and let your partner take a new one every day, or a package every Sunday in Advent.

If you would like to make a combination of sex toys and cards with experiences and pampering, but have difficulty coming up with what a sexy Christmas calendar should contain, you can pick from the ideas below:

24 ideas for a cheeky Christmas calendar

  1. Woody - You are guaranteed to hear angels sing and jingle bells with our bestseller Woody . It can be used both anally and vaginally with three different, and quite amazing, functions.
  1. Ice rink on the living room floor - Find a waterproof surface (plastic or latex sheet) and coat each other in a good oil or a delicious lubricant from head to toe. Sit or lie down on the surface and see what your smooth bodies end up in. It will definitely give you a good laugh and a naughty experience.
  1. Erotic massage - Treat your partner to a sensual and relaxing massage that will get you both really into gear. Light some candles and put on your favorite playlist.
  1. Japanese bondage - Wrap a bondage rope nicely and invite your partner to shibari in the bedroom. If you are new to the aesthetic tying technique, you can read our guide to shibari first.
  1. Package game version 2.0 - You certainly know the classic game that can make most people stress and shout. Make your own kinky version and let the play be the naughty gift of the day. Put a game of dice in the sock and decide what will happen when you roll a 1, a 2 and a 6.
  1. Strippoker with a Twist - Find your old twister game and wrap it neatly. Let the arrow decide which impossible positions you have to get into. Every time one of you falls over, you have to throw away a piece of clothing. If you don't have a Twister game at hand, you can use other completely classic games. What punishment should your teammate have when they are beaten home in Ludo?
  1. S-assy - Whether you and your partner are seasoned in the booty game, or whether it's something you've been talking about trying, treat yourself to new toys for the purpose. S-assy is Klub Venus' butt plug with vibrator and good for beginners and experienced.
  1. Oral sex - It doesn't have to be that advanced. Treat your partner to oral sex beyond the usual. Set aside plenty of time for the big round. Read any our guides how to lick pussy ? and how do you give a good blowjob ?
  1. Remote-controlled sex - If you or your partner have a clitoris, let today's gift be a remote-controlled vibrator in your panties before you go to the Christmas market, and let the other person take control with the included remote control. The hours with lukewarm Glögg and glitter decorations will certainly become one of the more interesting Christmas traditions.
  1. toy cleaner - So that you and your partner can enjoy your sex toy for many years, it is important to take care of it. Treat yourself to a toy cleaner that ensures many years of safe play.
  1. An edible gift - Should your cherry sauce be cold or warm? Let today's sock gift be a carton with the sweet stad. Smear your partner in sauce (chocolate sauce works too) in specially selected places and slowly lick it off.
  1. An erotic Christmas adventure - Unleash your inner writer and write an erotic short story either from free imagination, or think yourself and your partner into the story. If you lack inspiration, we have made a list of where you can read and listen to erotic short stories online .
  1. New sex positions - Make a nice card with a drawing or the name of three sex positions that you have never tried together before.
  1. Take boudoir photos of each other - Forget dick pics and blurry close-ups - boudoir is about taking beautiful, tasteful and erotic photos of each other. And about highlighting and focusing on the small details of each other's bodies that you care about the most. Then find the nice underwear and play with the phone's camera function.
  1. Mushy - Pamper your partners with gentle waves all over your body. The fine Mushy vibrator is good for clitoral stimulation and also works for stimulation of the perineum and shaft of the penis. And in addition to being beautiful, you can also take it into the shower.
  1. The big questions - Set your imaginations free! Make a card with a series of good questions that should open up a good and honest conversation about your kinks and fantasies.
  1. Tantra sex - Set the mood with good music, delicious oils and 100% focus and pampering. If you haven't tried it before, you can read our guide to tantra sex .
  1. Make a treasure hunt - Let today's gift be a treasure map of 5-10 items. At each post, you must perform different tasks together that you have planned in advance. The tasks must warm you up thoroughly until you find the treasure, which could very well be a piece of sex toy.
  1. Blindfold - A sweet and sexy calendar gift can be a blindfold to blindfold. Seduce each other without being able to see: You can either blindfold your partner, or you can both be blindfolded. Feel forward and enjoy that your senses are extra sharpened.
  1. Video evening - A cozy and uncomplicated sock gift. Pick a few movies that you know will fire up the sexy Christmas spirit for you and your partner. Instead of choosing short films on the classic porn sites, you can explore online streaming services among erotic and sexual feature films with an action that can turn you on and excite you.
  1. A cold gift - If there is not enough snow outside the door to shape a snowball, find a few ice cubes in the freezer. Explore your partners' bodies with the cold ice cube in your mouth. Ok ok, you probably shouldn't wrap this present.
  1. Croquis - Sharpen the pencil and draw each other naked in the best Croquis style. You don't need to be good at drawing as it's about quick sketches. Set the clock to chime after a few minutes and then change positions. After some time you can switch, so you both get to try drawing and being a model. Today's gift is pencils and a sketchpad.
  1. Surprise with bondage - Chain your partner to the bed and take control of what happens - or be chained and let your partners take full control. Let today's gift be handcuffs. Then there are many hours of bondage play, where only you set the limits for where to be massaged, teased, stimulated and penetrated.
  1. Intertwine your Christmas hearts - Put on the Christmas crooners, throw away the clothes and find the big box with clip-on stickers equipped. Being naked together - even without sex - can be super intimate. Just remember to keep scissors and glue away from the genitals.